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About Me Member Fantasy Writer KleptoPyroManiac19/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Evil Angel: Flat Colors
by ~KleptoPyroManiac
Oh Joy...Walking back home alone  Feet scuffing darkened stone  Fitting the key lazily in the lock  While time is dripping from the clock     Open to a house in disarray  The remnants of last night's wild play  On the lamp, a misplaced frock  Nailed to the wall: a toaster burned sock   
Human wreckage in full display  A dropping feeling as your face turns gray  Out of your mouth comes a low groan:  Never leave your roommates home alone. Oh Joy...
by ~KleptoPyroManiac
Ode To Emo'sSilly emo kids  sitting there in your  'sadness'-   
stooped over like  serious sentimental stress is  squashing your life,   
sinking ever so  
slowly into a  
soupy stew of angst-   
seemingly so severe  seen as someone whose  suffering is strong,   
silly emo kids  seeing you so 'sad'  makes me laugh. Ode To Emo's
by ~KleptoPyroManiac
ItchI thought I had escaped this life– the life that I continue to regret. All of those years doing unspeakable things to other human beings… Judging them as though they were nothing but cattle for the slaughter. Who was I to have such authority? I wasn’t God. I wasn’t God! … But… they told me that I was ‘justice’… a ‘necessary evil to stop the real evil from spreading.’ I accepted their explanation without thought as I tried desperately to justify my actions. I see no difference anymore. Evil is evil, no sweet sounding lie is going to change that. I don’t even remember why I took their Itch
by ~KleptoPyroManiac
Oh the Humanity!
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Personality: Quirky...
Likes: To Write and Draw
Dislikes: People who don't write in proper English, people who talk like they know more than they do, PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN ALL FLIPPING CAPS, People who use excess exclamations!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!. And people who *shoot* themselves in the chat boards...
Other: All of my characters are an extension of me...

Holy Hot Ham and Cheese!

Fri Oct 30, 2009, 10:34 AM
So, this week my friend asked me randomly this week if I would like to model for her. I accepted because I'm a flaming narcissist and I love people taking pictures of me.... not. I said 'yes' because I thought it would be fun and because I had seen her other modeling shots and they look amazing. So, we went and shot and it was a blast! :D! Then she started putting them up.... I was so flattered. She made me look awesome. :heart: So awesome that I'm going to shamelessly plug this journal! ~mandolinphotography GO NOW! Go see her awesomeness!! LEAVE COMMENTS...

I have the ones she took of me faved if you're having trouble finding them. >_>;; I'm so bad, but I really like what she did with them, so I really can't help, but share!

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  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: Celldweller
  • Reading: Meisner
  • Watching: My Emoticon move
  • Playing: Narcissim the Game!
  • Eating: Awesomesauce.
  • Drinking: Wasser

Devious Info

  • Interests: Fine Arts?
  • Favourite movie: Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Favourite band or musician: My Chemical Romance
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative
  • Favourite artist: Michaelangelo
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • Favourite photographer: Andy Goldsworthy
  • Favourite style of art: Japanese
  • Operating System: OS X
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: Conch
  • Wallpaper of choice: Dragons
  • Skin of choice: Fair
  • Favourite game: Legend of Zelda
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gir
  • Personal Quote: "This is why I never take you to the super market."
  • Tools of the Trade: Handz

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:iconstressedjenny:
*stressedjenny 1 day 2 minutes ago
Thanks so much for the watch! Sorry it took so long to reply.

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BOOT TO THE HEAD!
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~KleptoPyroManiac 23 hours 27 minutes ago
Heehee, it's no problem! And you're welcome!

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Smiles are better than frowns.... even when you're angry... Seriously... a smiling angry person is way more frightening than one who is frowning!
:icondrew174307:
~drew174307 Nov 11, 2009, 2:16:19 PM
p.s. I am going to respond to all your feedback on my pictures soon, it is just taking forever. Thank you so much though

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"God has been waiting for the moment at which you discover that there is no question of earning a pass mark in this exam, or putting Him in your debt. "
Mere Christianity, C.S. Lewis (that's right, the narnia guy)
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~KleptoPyroManiac Nov 13, 2009, 12:29:11 PM
Heehee! Thank you for responding to them at all! Though, you can take your time. No need to rush. :) And you're very welcome! You know by now that I like to comment on your photos.

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Smiles are better than frowns.... even when you're angry... Seriously... a smiling angry person is way more frightening than one who is frowning!
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~drew174307 Nov 14, 2009, 8:46:30 AM
I do know that :)
I just don't want to hurt your feelings by taking too long to respond. :)

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"God has been waiting for the moment at which you discover that there is no question of earning a pass mark in this exam, or putting Him in your debt. "
Mere Christianity, C.S. Lewis (that's right, the narnia guy)
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~KleptoPyroManiac Nov 15, 2009, 6:35:40 AM
Aw! Thank you! That was very considerate of you. :heart: I would be a very fragile person if getting responses back late upset me. :XD: I'm very laid back about the responses because I wait around to respond too [obviously]. I figure so do other people. Not to mention, you've got enough to deal with at the moment. Just take your time! :)

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Smiles are better than frowns.... even when you're angry... Seriously... a smiling angry person is way more frightening than one who is frowning!
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=cindre Oct 31, 2009, 9:34:09 PM
Thanks for the watch! :iconheartemote:

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:bulletpink: :bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: :bulletblue:
Mmmyyy Oz-shake brings all the Gils to the yard
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~KleptoPyroManiac Nov 1, 2009, 4:01:51 PM
You are very welcome! I hope to see some of your stuff soon!! :D :eager:

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Smiles are better than frowns.... even when you're angry... Seriously... a smiling angry person is way more frightening than one who is frowning!
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~mandolinphotography Oct 30, 2009, 10:33:52 AM
Thanks for all the favs and comments! I loved getting back from class to see them! You are awesome! :aww:
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~KleptoPyroManiac Oct 30, 2009, 10:35:55 AM
Of course dear! :heart: You deserve more! In fact, I'm harassing my watchers to go and see you too! :D

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Smiles are better than frowns.... even when you're angry... Seriously... a smiling angry person is way more frightening than one who is frowning!
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